The sun peaked up over the hedges as five women of advanced age, formerly known collectively as The Spice Girls, discussed the global political situation.

The sun peaked up over the hedges as five women of advanced age, formerly known collectively as The Spice Girls, discussed the global political situation. Scary Spice, who had just finished screwing in a weirdly shaped light-bulb under the table, got off her old knobby knees and sat back down with the rest of them.

It all started at the Justin Beiber concert.

It all started at the Justin Beiber concert. When will it end? Who knows. Only the Biebs himself has the power to stop it now. As of yesterday, though, his current location is still a mystery. Officers are hot on the literal trail of teenage girls that formed behind him as he jumped off stage and ran on to the street. He is a surprisingly agile runner, at one point fully jumping over an overturned Volkswagon mini.  People on the street who were lucky enough to see him pass and also recognize him given his seriously record breaking speed, said there was no indication he was slowing down. We are forced to concluded he may not stop any time soon and that he has decided to run a marathon. Officials fear for his safety. The trail of fans is growing and may overtake him.

It was so incredibly, deliciously wrong.

It was so incredibly, deliciously wrong.

The grapes were moldy.

The grapes were moldy. That made no difference to Evan. It made no difference to any of us for that matter. Moldy grapes, moldy bread, moldy milk, moldy shit -- when you haven't eaten in 3 days anything looks good. I mean, we were going to die anyway, right? The three of us had been kept alive in a single room for weeks now. We didn't know why. We didn't know who had put us there, either. Every three days, like clockwork, some (semi-)edible item would materialize. And no matter what it was we would devour it. (Well, except for the incident with Mike... We weren't given any "food" for 5 days after that whole affair.) 

Meanwhile...

"Congratulations Watson, you have been promoted to commander of the team. The mold is taking hold of the humanoids' brains. The two remaining humans believe subject Mike is still in the room with them even though he was vaporized last week."

I was born laden with a terrible secret.

I was born laden with a terrible secret.

I became friends with this homeless lady and then she read my mind.

I became friends with this homeless lady and then she read my mind. The year was 1922.

Framda readjusted his oculus and turned to his husband, "what did you say?"

Framda readjusted his oculus and turned to his husband, "what did you say?"

The trip back to Sprjeliijerp was bittersweet.

The trip back to Sprjeliijerp was bittersweet.

There are four-hundred-thousand billion of us, and only one of them.

There are four-hundred-thousand billion of us, and only one of them.